# Red Pitaya Blog

## 10 Best Engineering Jokes

Engineers have a very particular sense of humor, one that most people just don't understand. Here are 10 of the best engineering jokes from across the web.

**The Perfect Marriage**

Two antennas got married - the wedding was lousy, but the reception was outstanding.

**Architects vs. Engineers**

**Definition of an Engineer**

someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.

See also wizard, magician

**Torque**

What Did the Force Say to the Distance?

We’re having a moment!

**Engineering Student**

**Mechanical or Civil?**

What's the Difference Between Mechanical & Civil Engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build targets.

**Engineers and Glasses**

If you're an optimist, the glass Is half full. If you're a pessimist, it's half empty. If you're an engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

**Science vs. Engineering**

**Calculate the Volume**

A mathematician, physicist, and engineer are all trying to find the volume of a yellow bouncy ball.

The mathematician gets his calipers out and measures the diameter, then evaluates the integral.

The physicist fetches a bowl of water, drops the ball in and measures the displacement.

The engineer strolls up with a book in hand, checks for a serial number and looks up the volume in his yellow bouncy ball table.

**Engineering Flowchart**