Engineers have a very particular sense of humor, one that most people just don't understand. Here are 10 of the best engineering jokes from across the web.
Two antennas got married - the wedding was lousy, but the reception was outstanding.
someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
See also wizard, magician
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What's the Difference Between Mechanical & Civil Engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build targets.
If you're an optimist, the glass Is half full. If you're a pessimist, it's half empty. If you're an engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
A mathematician, physicist, and engineer are all trying to find the volume of a yellow bouncy ball.
The mathematician gets his calipers out and measures the diameter, then evaluates the integral.
The physicist fetches a bowl of water, drops the ball in and measures the displacement.
The engineer strolls up with a book in hand, checks for a serial number and looks up the volume in his yellow bouncy ball table.